making my way downtown
faces pass and i’m homebound
Bird tries waking up cat
I just picture that bird saying into the cat’s ears “hey wake up WAKE UUUUUUUUP” and when the cat starts to get irritated and paw and nip at him the bird waddles off NYAK NYAK NYAK NYAK
AHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE
So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.
They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.
Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too. Ablubblubbloo…
i want a lammergeier so badly no one has any idea
definitely not out of my budget. i have like ten dead dolphins in my fridge rn.
I love the facial expression on the guy in the first picture.
“I… guys, I’m really not comfortable holding this freaky bird-thing. Oh god it’s looking at me. Do you SEE that evil goatee it’s got going? Shit, this thing’s going to kill me.”
I need to switch places with that man
actual irl photo of my husband
bird of.. PREY
Jesus Christ it’s like giving a nuclear warhead the ability to shoot smaller nukes from itself.
pinon imperial pigeon
(photo by hongbisdak)
omg SO PRETTY